this guy was watching spooky scary skeletons with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of the skeleton war and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting skeletons fight their meatbag fuckboi enemies without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a skeleton warrior” it’s precious

Update: I boned him



tea is leaf water, coffee is bean water, soda is sugar water, people are blood water, everything is just water



alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   


snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014


you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)
Everyone’s fucked up. You’ve just gotta decide what kinda fucked up you’re into.
(via strikerium)


people shit on math and science because they’re not good at it y’all are like “being amazing at math and science doesn’t make you intelligent” nah man it literally does it’s just that if you aren’t amazing at math and science it doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent don’t shit on other people’s talents simply because they aren’t yours

I can be someone’s and still be my own.
Shel Silverstein (via hardtobeoriginal)
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